Thursday, September 22, 2011

Boxing Match

Imagine a dark, smoky boxing arena with a bright light at the center of the ring. All you see are two boxers, each in their respective corners, prepping for the fight. They shift from side to side on their feet, pounding their gloves together, taking their last sips of water and getting their last pep talks from their managers. Off to the side, a rich, low pitched voice comes over the P.A system...

"Introducing first, fighting out of this corner, standing 4.5 years long, weighing heavy on the shoulders, this fighter is as dirty as they come. With 5 prior IUIs and 4 IVF's under her belt, she affects nearly 1 in 8 couples trying to conceive. She is the current title holder.... INFERTILITY"

(Boos, Hisses!!!!! from the crowd)

"And introducing next, fighting out of this corner, standing 5-feet-6-inches tall, weighing 120 pounds with 2 beautiful young ovaries, this woman is an up and comer. A proven donor with three prior cycles under her belt, fantastic egg quality, and plenty of frozens to boot, she is the current donor for Tippy & Tidy...DOTTY TWO POINT OH!!!!"

(Cheers, Claps, YAY!!!!! crowd goes wild)

"Round one, BEGIN!"

And the bell goes, "Ding!"
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Dotty 2.0 is starting her stims today. Hip hip, hooray!

18 comments:

RunningMama said...

Woot woot!!!! What a great little image. GO DOTTIE, bust some IF @ss.

michelle said...

Awesome news! I'm rooting for you (and Dotty 2.0)!!!

Cherm said...

Bring it on!! Kick some ass out there Dotty 2.0! Love the imagery!

Gurlee said...

Go Dotty 2.0! Go Dotty 2.0!! Woo-hoo!!

jjiraffe said...

Here from ICLW :) This post made me smile. Hoping for Dotty 2.0 to score a quick Knock Out!

Liv said...

Stopping by from ICLW, cute imagery about the match:) Go Dotty!!

Sarah said...

How exciting!!!

Go D2.0 Go!!!!!

I can't wait to hear how it is going!!

Maria said...

Woo-HOO!!! Go Dotty 2.0!!! Kick IF's ass girlie!!!

Lynn said...

Visiting from ICLW - here's hoping Dotty 2.0 wins that fight!! Rooting for her and you =D

Happy ICLW!!
ICLW #12

LisaB said...

I loved how you described that! LOL! Go Dotty 2.0!!!! Woot!

~Jess said...

Good luck this go around! I'm rooting for Dotty 2.0!

ICLW
Jess
Life in the White House

donordiva.com said...

OH, I am getting so excited!!

Bernadette & Duane said...

Congratulations on getting to the good part-- let the fun begin! PS Hope you come out the champion!

Frankie said...

Go Dotty, Go!! Thank you for your kind comments on my blog, and hello from my 1st ICLW! Big hugs to you and I hope your cycle kicks butt!!! xoxo

Cattiz J said...

How exciting! Funny way of describing it =)

Happy ICLW (#55)

Liv said...

That's exciting that we are so close in our DE cycles! I'd love to be cycle buddies. Weird, our donor is also 5'6 and weighs 120. Do you know yet when the retrieval will be?

Roccie said...

Bring on the follicles!

Hopeful1 said...

Yeah!! My donor started her stimms on the 18 so we must be pretty close. She had her retrieval today, they got 50 eggs!! How crazy is that. I sure hope all goes well with your donor, you deserve it.